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a rare scalp disorder caused by bleaching the hair may cause u to become a dumb mother fucker with pink or blonde spikey hair. may also have a skull tatoos pop up that have no meaning and sticks needles in his ass and drives a broke ass taurus with gay skulls all over it and has large, some may say huge love handles and looks like lance bass
omg dude look at that lance bass on steroids lookin mo fucker. god I hate him. he must have pretzel mange
person 1: hey, look at that brazilian pretzel!
tyler: thats elyse, you dumb fuck.
Same as a blue waffle. Just the male version. When you have been having sex to the point where it looks all twisted and swollen like a "blue waffle:"
I just totally got made into a blue pretzel from all the sex i just had.
An exciting masturbation technique for the more experienced and flexible. You put your arm behind your body and bring your hand underneath and between your thighs while squatting. Grabbing your little fella and slap it till it lamattacks everywhere. The shape you end up in resembles a pretzel
1) When you become bored of solo one handed cranking , Change it up with a pretzel wank.
2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?
six men intertwining their penises
hey man, wanna have a pretzel fight with the bros?
sorry bro, no twisting for me I just got circumcised
Pretzel Me. Annoying creater of 'Pretzel Boards' titled 'I would get my own pretzel, but im too lazy' On the popular (but oh so crap) Neopets site. 'Pretzel Boards' Created at the start of the year of 2006. Soon came to a end when school started...because...because, I don't know why, but they did. Eventually after PretzelMe's confident posts, she got iced and is now on a different account "_pretzelme_" And has lost..like...a kajillion neopoints. Although she doesn't play Neopets much anymore, she will be rememberd.
R.I.P PretzelMe
agh! AGH! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *jumps out window*
I believe in you pretzel me!
A generalized figure skating move that doesn't actually exist, used by people who know nothing about figure skating to describe fancy jumps.
"Whoa, did you see that? That was one of the best triple toe pretzels I've ever seen in a competition like this."