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quarter back position

Leaning so far off the toilet so as to require the use of one's arm as a supporting mechanism, usually on 2 fingers in a V shape as an american football player would, invariably leaving a snail trail on the inner front of the toilet

In order to avoid splash back from his deposit he adopted the quarter back position

by Crispin Whattley August 13, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Close Quarters Combat

The act of Eiffel Towering a midget, allowing the chest of both men to rub together.

"Dude, that was a great round of 'close quarters combat'."

by Duke of Deerfield September 18, 2017

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Quarter Car Wash

Occurs when shitting in a public toilet and receiving splashback.

Man! Talk about gross, I just took a huge shit in that gas station bathroom and got hit with the splashback! It's like running through a Quarter Car Wash!

by Firey Crotch of Justice December 24, 2011

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shiny new quarter

An offer or reward for a question.

Hey Lee, I'll give you a shiny new quarter if you can tell me the artist who sings this song.

by the__dave July 4, 2007

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Quarter-Mile Smile

-you have a good smile from a quarter mile away, but not any closer than that because it is just hideous!

Damn, that girl needs to back the hell up, she's got a quarter-mile smile!

by ...Caesium... July 25, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


blow dogs for quarters

sum 41, blink 182, good charlotte, simple plan, all rap,r&b,disco,and ASHLEE SIMPSON!

they ALL blow dogs for quarters

by ME August 7, 2004

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quarter life crisis

As penned by John Mayer, a quarter life crisis occurs around the age of 25, as opposed to a mid-life crisis which typically happens around age 50

"might be a quarter life crisis, who knows?" J. Mayer

by ayun May 12, 2004

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