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Kill/Death Ratio Whore

A person, generally a nerd, who only plays video games for a useless series of numbers to represent your overall combat efficenty. They will usually pressure themselves when their K/D ratio goes down by 0,01. Witch is just nothing. They don't play to have fun, they don't play to win. They play to kill. That number is their obsession. Literally. Sad, I know

In Call of Duty, this ''Ratio'' is an overall distraction to exploiting the fun out of a game and only playing to make themselves feel good and brag about a measly 3-digit number. This number also expires every 365 days or so, since they'll come up with another game for the whore to play on.

Sometimes, sadly, in extreme cases, these whores will actually go into making a giant quantum physics problem madness to see when their 3-digit number will go up. By 0,01

Player 1: Hey, you mad bro? your raging all over the place and you got like 64 kills and 20 deaths!

Kill/Death Ratio Whore: GODDAMNIT!!!1 IF I KEEP THIS UP MY RATIO'LL GO DOWN AND MAH CLAN WON'T WANT FROM ME ANYMORE!!1!!

by The Dolly LLama May 23, 2011

18๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


ratio L bozo 69

ratio+bozo+cope+fatherless+fortnite kid+420+L+ugly+goofy ahh+get rect+get 90 on+2nd place LMAO+get a life+rock eyebrow raise+motherless=you

"ratio L bozo 69 means when a reply gets more likes then your tweet"

by [bvh9asK June 6, 2022

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chick : Bro Ratio

The ratio of how many female friends you have, to the amount of how many male friends you have, indicating ability to attract females.

One guy: Woah, Bruun has such a high chick : bro ratio,

by lastmotherfuckerbreathing December 16, 2011

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dick to ass ratio

The ratio between the length of one's dick and the length between the scrotum and the anal region (presumably the anal opening).

That guy's dick to ass ratio is at least 13:7.

by FistingJamboree July 30, 2017

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Tit to leg ratio (TTLR)

This is a definition of how a girls leg to boob ratio stacks up. You do not take the face into account. First you look at the legs of a girl, NEVER trust the calfs. So it is from the knee upwards. You are looking for, tone, shape and general smooth/sexyness. You then move up to the boobs. The bigger the better! The reason you look at the legs first is to filter out any poor calls, i.e. by giving a girl a good ration only to find out she has legs like a Roman Legionair which is never a good thing. You give a mark out of 10 and carry on with your day.

How to grade a Tit to leg ratio (TTLR)

Perfect, long legs, great boobs = 10

Fat stubby legs, small boobs = 0

Everything else is for you to decide.

by Max Power 007 December 13, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


white guy to basketball ratio

There is only 1 basketball in play during a basketball game. If a team has more white players on the court than there are basketballs in play that team has a greater chance of loosing the game. The ratio should be at most 1 to 1 and ideally 0 to 1 (no white guys to one basketball). This is not a 100% guarantee just a good rule of thumb.

Most pro & college basketball teams have very few white guys and infrequently play more than 1 at a time. They almost never violate the white guy to basketball ratio rule.

by namenotusedb4 December 5, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tool-Problem Ratio ("TPR")

Also known as the Aargh Quotient, the Tool-Problem Ratio (โ€œTPRโ€) is a DIY term expressing the relationship between a physical problem to be fixed and the tool available for the task. A 1:1 ratio reflects that the tool is perfect for the job -- e.g., when a nail clipper is available to trim a toenail, the TPR is 1:1. Ratios of greater than 1:1 indicate that the tool available is excessive relative to the job: a chainsaw generates a ratio of, say, 200:1 for toenail trimming. Ratios of less than 1:1 indicate that the tool at hand is inadequate for the task: a toenail clipper produces a ratio of, say, 1:1000 for cutting down a Christmas tree. Depending on the TPR, responsive behaviors may range from mild (swearing, sighing disgustedly), to driving to the hardware store, to breaking the workpiece or the tool violently.

Faced with a Tool-Problem Ratio ("TPR") of about 1:10 when his flat-blade screwdriver was too big to loosen the Phillips-head screw on his range vent, Bob intoned โ€œJesus H. Christโ€ under his breath and motored off to Home Depot.

by FitofPeak2 September 4, 2023