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Shannon and Matthew

A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.

A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.

A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.

Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.

Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!

Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!

by anonymous xyz August 8, 2022


Jolynn Shannon

One of the best friends anyone could ask for! She’s literally perfection!

Did you see jolynn Shannon? She’s perfect!

by Itsmebitches0493 June 24, 2020


Alex Shannon

A wool who says he's scouse.

Hi I'm Alex Shannon

by PG_003 September 25, 2020


shannon welsh

Shit

She is a shannon welsh

by John reece November 28, 2017


The luis Shannon show

Not racist snowflakes are nonces

That the luis Shannon show bloke is well good and not racist and snowflakes are stinky nonces

by Boris shnelevlickock December 27, 2021


Mrs Shannon

Mrs Shannon is one of the most wonderful people inside and out. She cares deeply about people who are in her good books. Once she likes you she will do anything and everything for you and with you. She is a genuinely lovely and good hearted person to know and be around. She is caring kind and once you get to know her has a great sense of humour. She may come across firm and cold but really she is the biggest softie who just cares about you. She has been through hard times but now is truly happy. If you know or are cares about by a Mrs Shannon then treasure them because they truly are amazing people.

The nice person over there is such a Mrs Shannon!

by Meredithxoxo October 15, 2021


A Shannon

Having sexual relations with the secretary at work

I gave the new girl a shannon

by Chubsmkgee October 2, 2018