Sunday Breakfast

There are steps to this sexual method.
1.Put toast on your partners chest. Either with peanut butter or gam or both.
2.Wrap your partner(preferably a woman)in baken(either the chest or the whole body)
3.Put sunnyside up eggs on your partners eyes.
4.Put pancakes on your partners stomach (over the baken)
5.Put a sausage on your partners mouth resembaling a happy face:).
6.Now put warm maple syrup all over your partners body.
Now fuck your partner and eat a sunday breakfast:D!

Man i totally sunday breakfasted your mom today. It was awesome!

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Sunday sickness

This is what some people get every sunday morning or saturday night in order to get a free pass out of church that someone is obligating them to go to.

Obligated person: Ah, sorry I can't go to church with you I am feeling sick.

Obligator: Oh, okay dont worry about it, just get better soon and rest.

Obligated person: Yes! sunday sickness worked again

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tbs sunday

The cooler way of saying TAKING BACK SUNDAY.

I went to the tbs sunday show yesterday, and it was teh r0x0rz.

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creamy sunday

To bust a nut (or several) during your day off. Usually leaving one in a depressing cycle that repeats over and over

Wow, creamy sundays one after another.. when will this end? creamy bustin nuts jizzy

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double sunday

Getting drunk Friday and Saturday night, then waking up to an exceptionally powerful hangover on Sunday.

Sorry son, I can't father you very well because I'm suffering from a double Sunday.

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ugly sunday

If you wake up on Sunday morning and know you have nothing to do, you will spend the entire day in your pyjama and won't take a shower or even brush your teeth because no one will see you.

Me: "You know Brian, this cool guy, who is always so good-looking?"

Friend: "Sure."

Me: "I thought I'd surprise him and take him out to dinner yesterday evening, but when I saw him, I was shocked. It looked like he had an ugly sunday."

Friend: "Omgzz!"

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Black Sunday

when one has shit on the tip of their penis after anal penetration; also well known as shit-dick.

Girl: Hay!

Guy: We're gay today! It's a do-it-in-the-butt Black Sunday!

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