Wax on, Wack off

When a guy gets hot molten wax (from a lit candle) dripped on his junk as a means of sexual stimulation. This is either done by himself or a partner. Alternatively, he can dip just the head of his dick in it, creating something like a wax helmet Especially entertaining is when the dude blows his load, literally popping the helmet off like a champagne cork.

Mr. Miyagi: Daniel-san, what fuck you doing??? I told you to wax car!
Daniel: Oh hey Mr. Miyagi, Ali showed me a new move called Wax on, Wack off. You´re gonna love it. Watch this...(KASPLOOG!!!)
Mr. Miyagi: you round-eye little asshole, you messed up Dojo mat. Now I show you new move: OKINAWA NUT TORNADO

wax on, wack off

Another way to say masturbate

I’m gonna go back home so I can wax on, wack off

bro you wack

an overwatch youtuber who makes funny content for kids widely know as "the mei main" he has 302k subs at the time of making this

damn bro you wack is a good overwatch player

damn, shit, that is wack

The famous phrase from Not Another Teen Movie. Usually works best when three black people use the phrase and not white wannabees.

White Guy: "damn, shit, that is wack!"
Black Guy 1: "damn you're ugly."
Black Guy 2: "shit you're stupid."
Black Guy 3: "that was wack."

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wack job

there r 2 contexts in which "wack job" can be used

1) as an insult, similar to "jerk off" or "wanker"
e.g - that guy is such a wack job

2) giving ones self sexual pleasure (masturbation), similar to wanking yourself off
e.g i want a wack job

e.g 1) - That guy is such a wack job

e.g 2) - I'm in the mood for a wack job

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Florida Wack a Hole

You take two girls laying on top of each other, the one on the bottom is face up and the one on the top is face down so they are looking at each other, then you have them spread their legs. You have a guy standing near them with a blind fold on and he starts poking and you see how long it takes him to find a hole.

Man last night it only took me 12 seconds to get in in the Florida Wack a Hole.

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Wack the Earth into perfection

When terraforming in RPG maker's, you make the terrain so good you are "Wacking" it into perfection

Jim was doing so well at making terrain in our RPG maker he Wack the Earth into perfection

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