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A southern's way of saying fuck you
Teacher: You have 7 pages of homework tonight
Student: Well bless your little heart
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Something that you say when you want to express affection or gratitude for someone (origin: British humorous)
Ben: I have enough coins to buy us two bars of chocolate..?
Alison: Aww, Bless your cotton mittens, but I couldn't deprive your of your chocolate resources.
Going into the bathroom with some egg salad and a coffee, and just shit and have your breakfast on the john.
It was originally coined in by h3h3 when he was asked to make the act of shitting and drinking coffee in a communal bathroom less taboo.
John: Man, the bathroom has been backed up for ages thanks to Jerry. He's doing a Good Morning & God Bless
Adam: 'good morning and god bless'?
John: That's when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Adam: That sounds like a good morning to me honestly!
When Rosy thinks something is funny, cute, sad, or anything else that makes her emotions tingle she will bless the cotton socks of said object or person
Me: Here is a picture of my new nephew, Rosy.
Rosy: OH BLESS HIS LITTLE COTTON SOCKS!
Bless your cotton socks
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Science Bless You (SBY): The proper response one gives to an individual that sneezes who does not believe in paganistic rituals or fairy tales.
Science Bless You (SBY)
Mike sneezed into his hand.
Adam, " SBY my friend, SBY"
Mike; " Thanks man, it was a nasty one."
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When said behind a super harsh insult, it makes it seem like its okay.
Can also be used as an awesome come back and make the insulter feel like a moron.
Said with much emphasis.
Damn, Johnny you are such an idiot! God bless your soul.
Liz is such a two-faced hoe. God bless her soul.
Wow, what a dick. God bless her soul.
Adam: Wow Carol, you are so retarded.
Carol: Oh, God bless your soul.
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The act of taking a shit while at the same time eating an egg salad and drinking coffee to sooth your bowels, popularize by H3H3
Mike: "Man, what's takeing Jim do long in the bathroom?"
Jim: "Good morning and God Bless"
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