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to check if the other person is in the mood for romance, or if you just got a mixed signal.
I thought my wife's hand was touching my leg this morning, but it was just the dog under the blankets. I had to do a stimulus check just to be sure
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when you are kissing on a girl and take her hand and put it on your meat to gauge her reaction. if she starts rubbing its time to take your pants off. if she's like ewww you gotta pull some stank shit like "woah what are you doing. your nasty."
man 1: man i couldn't stand jodi's man face kissing on me last night so i meat checked her and got some brains
man 2: ewww i wouldn't hit that with a 10 ft pole
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To recognize and pay amish of credit due;
When you have done something and demand respect for it, you will tell everyone to cut the check.
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To check yourself over,to watch yourself before u get your ass whipped
"Eyyo n****,watcha back,u best be checkin yoself,now dipset outta heaa,fore i bust a cap in yo ass"
Shane-Ima rokin n****
Byrin-no u aint u a bitch,betta check yoself fore i send your white ass across the trailor park
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When two strangers bump shoulders while walking past each other as a result of neither being aware or courteous enough to move, or simply not having enough room to do otherwise.
Amanda was trying to get to class, and ended up shoulder-checking people in the hallway as she hurried to get there in time.
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to die, expire, kick the bucket, buy the farm, etc.
Weldon, that old pervert, just wanted to see the nurse with her top off before it was time to check out.
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When someone tries their upmost to aviod paying their share of a check, usually in a restaurant. The check dodger is typically someone who lives their life at the height of frugality and will aviod paying their full share, or in some extreme cases, no share at all. Techniques include colourful excuses, agressive denial or the infamous 'dine n' dash'
(Brian Gaffney has not paid his share of the check in a Mexican Restaurant, he as run to the restrooms so that the other diners do not notice, and therefore, pay for his share)
Elliot: Where has Brian gone?
Mark: He's run away to the toilet in a feeble attempt to avoid paying his way.
Chris: My God, what a check dodger!
(Brian Returns)
Chris: Did you put your money down, Brian?
Brian: Yes
Elliot: Then we're 15 dollars short and everyone's paid up.... is everyone sure they've paid up?
(Everyone looks at Brian)
(Long Pause)
Mark: Just pay your way, you hopless check dodger!
Brian: Shut up Mark! You curly-headed f*ck
(Brian reluctanly takes out his wallet and puts some notes on the table. He is moody for the remainder of the night)
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