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When one is taking a standing dump and the shit doesnt snap yet enters the water and to your surprise the heads, which is flat like a cobra from the intsense squeezeing of ones buttcheeks, final resting place is on the toilet seat staring into your soul like a brown cobra.
Wow went in the toilet after sarah and seen the brown cobra
The act of evading a kiss by swerving your head backwards.
James tried to make out with me, I reverse cobra-ed that shit.
n. any inanimate thing (usually a vehicle) that sways and weaves more than it should, thus causing a safety hazard.
That semi-truck is all over the road like a drunken cobra.
Cobra taint is when you massage your taint after orgasm to get all of the semen out. This technique is known to prevent drips.
Oh man, I forgot to cobra taint after my shower this morning, and now I'm dripping!
A deadly move used while dangerously drunk. One pretends their jacket is a cape and holds it over their face while hissing at the opponent. This move can defuse hostile situations, confound enemies, express disgust in an amusing way and stuns the opponent temporarily allowing for a hasty and safe exit.
'Ere pal did you just eye up ma bird'
*does the spitting cobra*
'Woah man chill out, ok I'll walk away!'
A drunken move done by mimicking a cape over ones face with their jacket that can defuse hostile situations, confound enemies, express disgust in an amusing way and stuns the opponent temporarily allowing for a hasty and safe exit. You must hiss while doing so otherwise you will look like a fool.
'Ere mate what you doing talking to my girl'
*does the spitting cobra*
'Woah sorry man, didn't mean to talk to you like that'
When an uncircumcised male, at the point of ejaculation, grabs his foreskin and spreads it out at the tip like a cobra head while Cumming amd screaming "no mercy!".
The other night I gave my girlfriend the spitting cobra.