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Your girl friend is passed out on the couch. Use her hand to jerk off. As a male you typically think about clean up. Keep jerking off and finish in her hand. Here is where you decide to either clean it up or grab a feather (Yankee Doodle) and tickle her nose so she splats your spunk on her face.
Today was laundry day, not only was I down to my last pair of socks but my girlfriend drank my last beer and is now passed out on the couch. Still mad my girl drank the last beer and reluctant to waste my last sock for clean up, I finished my tug in her had and gave her the Spanky Doodle Handy. Best believe she will wake up with more than sleepies in her eyes.
A series in which the youtuber by the name of "Clumsy" features comments and tweets including dank memes submitted by their fans and has them read aloud by an automated voice.
Im so excited that I got featured on Dank Doodle Memes!
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A sarcastic exclamation of joy. Said by Pete in "Shaun of the Dead". Interesting sidenote; the original line was "scooby-fucking-doo", but had to be changed for legal reasons.
"He's fun to have around."
"Why? 'Cos he can impersonate an orangutang? Fuck-a-doodle-doo!"
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To a pitch a wang dang doodle is to have a good old fashioned Saturday night filled with drunken revelry, which may include but is not limited to fighting, dancing, singing and the like.
See also the song by Willie Dixon of the same name.
We're gonna a pitch a wang dang doodle all night long...and hope that we won't have to drag Owen's tequila soaked body back to the house...again.
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An exclamation of surprise - first thought to have been used in the film 'Shaun Of The Dead' but was actually used 10 years before, in the film '4 Weddings And A Funeral' and is uttered by Hugh Grant.
Fuck a doodle doo - " Fuck-a-doodle-doo ! " (Charles)
1.) An expression of cynicism or to be unimpressed. Used in the film "Shaun of the Dead."
2.) An expression of surprise and alarm.
"Why, because he can impersonate an orangutang? Well, fuck-a-doodle-doo."
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To play with one's self; masturbation. Term is specifically used when talking about Asians.
Sam: Dean were you doodling your noodle to BustyAsianBeauties.com??
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