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Oskar: “what do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!”
Byron: fuck off im sick of these oskie jokes
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1. a dirty joke commonly referring to a man's genitals.
2. this website
"it shoots straight, it looks straight, and it sounds cool" "you are far to fascinated with dick jokes my friend."
this website is a massive fucking dick joke.
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n. a joke or saying that has meaning to a few select people on the 'inside', and none to anyone else. Generally very annoying; try searching for a definition on Urban Dictionary without running into at least one. You'll find you can't.
OMG, Jenna somerville is da shiznit! Her name is, like, synonymous with tool. I hate Chris because of a stuffed animal named purple nurple
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1. When someone steals your joke you made earlier.
2. When a person generally steals one's jokes, he/she is classified as a joke stealer and an Attention Hog.
After one steals another's jokes, the original joke maker may become a ZB and put a ZB hat on to ignore everyone/everything.
1. "Dude, you just stole my joke, what the fuck?"
2. "You fucking douche, you are such a joke stealer!"
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A “Yash Joke” is a joke that is derived from the depths of unfunniness and utterly fails in regards of conjuring laughter.
Yo that mf just made a Yash Joke. Let’s beat his ass!
Like a dad joke, but even more lame.
"There's a 45 cent concert tomorrow...50 Cent and Nickelback!"
*STEPDAD JOKE ALERT*