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The state of being so mad while working in an HR controlled professional environment that you word vomit your anger, but without cursing.
My coworker made me so flipping professionally livid that I sent a "per my previous" email. What can we do to ruin their life within the guidelines of the personnel manual?
When a Woman/Man giving a blowjob chokes/gags themselves by forcing their own head down to the base of the receiver’s dick.
“Yo Connor’s mom was sucking me off on my break and man when I tell you she was a professional go getter”
The conception of making textual jokes, absurdity, or (with) comedy intents while reserving formal appearance due to unprofessional-free restrictions, regulations, or limitations.
So humor exists commonly in severely regulated online games and groups.
Hey, would you mind giving me a change of ten?
A person with professional humor: You are not to ask your superiors for anything, hue.
someone who is a pro at ghosting
Damnnn Ajavia is a professional ghoster
Person 1: Do you know any professional drinkers?
Person 2: How dare you even ask that? I can outdrink everyone on the face of the planet. You think DEMPSEY can drink like me? No way.
Person 2 is The Don
Experienced largely during a person's mid-twenties, denoting a period of a person's professional life where they feel they are pointlessly clocking in and clocking out, endlessly over what is viewed as an infinite length of time.
"I'm stuck in professional purgatory, Sue - however many jobs I apply for, I still have the cold sweat of having to wakeup tomorrow to do the same job that I hate, day in, day out"
"I'm so glad to have escaped professional purgatory; I've finally got a job where people give me a real wage, real responsibility and a sense of worth!!"
Conscious professionals are people who actively engage with the environment and community around them: working towards reducing their environmental impact on the world by making choices based on good reason and research (i.e.mostly vegan, buy local, don't waste water, avoid single-use plastic); they are open-minded and accepting of all sexes, races and cultures and take action to break down social barriers and unjust norms. While building successful careers for themselves, they are not driven purely by monetary success, but rather success in the multitude of aspects that define life as a human on this earth (including, but not exclusive to: self-growth, inner-peace, strong interpersonal relationships, connecting with nature).
"They make ecobricks at home - that's so conscious professional! "
"The house of the conscious professionals" (a group of conscious professionals living together)
"I'm a conscious professional"