Road Diamonds

n.

The result of clear "traveler" beer bottles post drinking on long car trips. Especially evident around large signs displaying distances to locations (or "score boards") and can range in sizes from near full bottles to absolute dust depending on variables such as local speed limits, build quality of road furniture and skill level / level of intoxication of bottle ejector.

Also -

Road Emeralds - green bottles
Road Rubys - brown bottles

Broc -"This is a work car, don't just throw bottles on the floor!"

Fish - "Time to make some Road Diamonds!"

Road Runner

You Run The Road, You Chase Paper That’s The Oniy Thing That’s On Your Mind

That Boy Poppa A Real Road Runner

fury road

The outrage of the Red Party and Freedom Caucus leads to a disastrous 2024 election cycle.

The ex-Fox hosts are continuing their journey down fury road on YouTube and right-wing websites.

Walbank Road

Shitty street in Armthorpe. I do not recommend going down this shitty rat infested slum.

I fucking hate Walbank Road. It suck big penos very large

Road snack

When you eat a girls pussy when she's driving.

"Melissa was driving while Jake gave her road snack."

Road Hash

Roadkill that has been run over so many times that it resembles hash browns covered in ketchup; Also a woman's genitalia that has been extremely over used.

Just the thought of eating that road hash makes me sick to my stomach!

road candy

The many varieties of candy that can be bought in bite-size or small quantities for small amounts, such as 25 or 50 cents, from highway gas stations. Candy varieties include, but are not limited to: Boston Baked Beans, Lemonheads, Chick-a-Sticks, Peanut Chews and Mike and Ike.

"Hey, Mike, let's stop at this 7-11 located directly off of 1-95 Exit 76 and get us some road candy."

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