Spanish Scale

The scale of a few various spanish groups;
One being the best, five the least.

1. Domnican Republic
2. Cuba
3. Puerto Rico
4. Ecuador
5. Mexican

There are way more; but here is a small exmaple.

GUY: "Yo, That chica is pretty hot".

GUY2: "Definitley Domnican. High on the Spanish scale"

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V-scale

The ugliness factor in a girl. Add as many v's necessary to the word gov to accurately describe her ugliness

"ewewewewewew dont look now i see a 100 thousand on the v-scale coming our way!"

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guav scale

A scale that measures how guav someone is. The guavness of a person is measured in fourths.

Person 1: Who’s that guav kid over there?

Person 2: that’s Lee, I’ve heard he’s 9/4 on the guav scale

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HAF Scale

High As Fuck scale. (pronounced half) Measured from one to ten where ten is the greatest. A ten high is the absolute highest, there is no eleven and no exceptions. *you can't exaggerate on the HAF scale* If you are at ten you are saying you could not possibly be any higher. High highs are still usually only eights or nines.

sarah: "where are you sitting on the HAF scale?"
jake: "I feel great, chilling right around nine nine"

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hurns scale

The OFFICIAL score (1-10) or decibel level of the sound of complete failure.

"Dude, Why'd you even try that Yager shot? You knew you were gonna hurl. That was a total 8.5 on the hurns scale.

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Asshole Scale

A scale with which to measure someone's level of jerkishness. It numbers from 1-10.

You, my friend, just went up another notch on the Asshole Scale!

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Wrecked'em Scale

The Wrecked'em Scale is the logarythmic scale much like the Rector Scale used to measure assholism, the philosophy advocating being stoopid, insensitive, or hurtful with no perceived benefit to anybody. Each gain of 1 point on the Wrecked'em Scale represents a doubling of the negative effects of the measured behavior. In urban areas, 1-3 Wrecked'em events go almost un=noticed while Your Momma can detect a 1 or less.

George Bu$h admires John McCain's 9 on the Wrecked'em Scale because he is only a seven.
Miss Anne Coulter is a Wrecked'em Scale 10, the world's only known perfect score.

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