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shoot mayo

To ejaculate

I'm gonna shoot mayo on your chest.

by Geese016478 April 19, 2022


BEAVER SHOOT

Location (bar,park,mall) with a very high concentration of attractive women.

Hey, Ronny you need to get over here quick this place is a total fucking BEAVER SHOOT!

by pet destroyer October 5, 2011


poot and shoot

You you fart and ejaculate simultaneously.

Billy was ecstatic why he discovered his ability to poot and shoot on command.

by pufwizard February 14, 2015


Shoot The Clown

Ejaculating at a distance, scoring a perfect bullseye into an awaiting, open mouth. Similar to the classic carnival game in which one shoots a stream of water into a clown's maw, enlarging a balloon until it bursts.

Make her kneel down and say ahh. Then take a step back and shoot the clown.

by BufalaMozzarella May 15, 2012


A Shooting Star

When you’re laying on your back and fart, it sneaks up your vagina and it pops on the tip of your clit.

“I was watching Degrassi last night, and when I seen drake I let out a shooting star.”

by Witch_Devil May 15, 2023

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shoot-cumbers

It’s a replacement for swear words so we don’t have to ruin our Christian ears.

Oh shoot-cumbers! I forgot to do my homework!

by THE C MONSTER_04 October 1, 2019


Shooting a bushman

To expel snot out of your nose with high speed,

so it shoots out of your nose. Bushman shooting is usually done where other methods of clearing/blowing your nose are not possible, so you have to resort to traditional methods of those used by ancient Bushmen (tribal people) or even modern day bush dwellers. In theory, a bushman can be shot anywhere but it has most significance when done in nature in a bush setting, thus honering those who've done it in the past

(See also: Snot rocket)

Person one: I've got a cold, we're in the bush, my nose is running and there's no tissue!
Person 2: Go shoot a bushman
Person 1 proceeds to cover one nostril and expel snot, thus shooting a bushman

by John fraank February 5, 2020