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A bearded lie that remembered to shave this morning.
Mom: Jimmy, that's a bare-faced lie! Go to your room!
Jimmy: Aw, Mom, come on! This lie hasn't shaved for two weeks!
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When someone says something accurate or the truth that cannot be denied.
"This place looks like a bull has stormed through it"
"Where the lie tho?"
"That guy looks like Obama"
"Where the lie tho?"
"They sing like a frog in blender"
"Where the lie tho?"
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I'm not gonna lie, this statement is the most overused phrase in probably every high school and and college.
The phrase is used when the speaker wants to inform the listeners that he/she is not lying. The phrase can be taken two different ways with the listener; A. The speaker could be lying, but he is just saying 'I'm not gonna lie' just so i don't suspect that he is in fact lying or B. The speaker is genuinely telling the truth.
If you are planning on using a catch phrase, I'm not gonna lie, if you use this phrase I will beat you with a stick.
A. *Talking to someone with a really ugly sweater* "I'm not gonna lie, your sweater looks really awesome."
B. *Talking to someone with some really awesome shoes* "I'm not gonna lie, you got some tight kicks."
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A bold face lie occurs when someone is bold enough to lie to your face, eventhough it's obvious the person is lying.
Shaniqua told her man, Tyrone, a bold face lie when she said the baby was his. It was obvious the child was by a white man--it had blonde hair and blue eyes.
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A term used in reference to newspaper headlines printed in bold face type, which are outright lies. Such headlines are only intended to sell newspapers, not to publish truth.
Although Truman won the election, the newspaper headline proclaimed "DEWEY WINS" before the election results were official. At best it was wishful thinking; at worst it was a bold face lie. So much for the credibility of the news media.
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The Google made the Google logo look like a cake at 27/9/2010 celebrating it's 12th anniversary!
But.... we all know... the Cake is a Lie!
-"Did you saw the new Google logo?"
-"Meh, The Google Cake is a Lie!"
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Please point out how what I am saying or what is presented is not true. A means of saying in another tongue, I am not wrong.
“Dude your post about last night had me dead!”
“Show me the lie”
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