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When you’ve quit your addiction of nicotine by flushing your juul down the toilet, but still carry an emergency tin of Copenhagen longcut, I’m case of emergency ONLY!
Them “ bro you wanna hit this vape”
You “nah I quit”
Them “HOW?!?!”
You “emergency tin.”
Performing Oral sex on your partner immediately followed by flipping them over for a good Rimming providing the complete package.
(Also known as being a dinner and pudding all in one Pasty for convenience of the old miners.)
Mike: "I gave my missus a proper Tin Miners' Pasty last night and she loved it!"
John: "Make sure you don't have it the wrong way round though cos that would get real messy and leave a weird taste on the lips"
When a Raccoon (usually of the Portuguese variant) breaks in to your home and defecates on the kitchen floor. Usually, having been attracted by the smell of cheese and ham crackers.
Steve: “Oh for fuck’s sake Tom, have you had a shit on the kitchen floor?”
Tom: “it wasn’t me, it must have been another tinned Pilchard incident”
Usually affiliated with women named Chrystal. Usually had a talent for bad acting and often thinks their gift of the gab will save them
“Okay… I have no idea Chrystal just pulled a churkey tin”
The nickname for Austin due to the high cost for rent and housing and everything else that is associated with it
You can live in Texas Houston or parts of Dallas but whatever you do ,make sure you got some big moolah if u plan to live inCo$tin or avoid it all together
a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.
Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
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The metal disposal box meant for tampons, maxi pads, sanitary napkins, and feminine hygiene products found in women's bathrooms.
I was fucking this chick in the work ladies room,and there was this metal box on the wall. I asked her what it was, and she said it was to throw away used 'pons. It' like Dracula's Tea Tin...