tire rotation

to engage in a three or foursome.

"Up for a tire rotation tonight?"

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flat tire

A person who is boring, a downer.

His date was such a flat tire that he snuck out the back door and ditched her at the restaurant.

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flat tire

In poker, a hand that needs a jack to improve.

"If I don't get a jack on the river, my straight's gonna be a flat tire."

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tired-core

being hella ultra sleepy

man dude i stayed up on the computer sending in things to urbandictionary.com and im so tired-core

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flat tire

when a girl sits down and her stomach's rolls look like a flat tire

damn look at that fat bitch's flat tire!

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Re-tired

The phenomenom in which a person is inexplicably alert upon waking but soon falls into a sleepy stupor.

This morning I woke up 30 mins before the alarm and was so alert that I could not fall back asleep and now...
I am so re-tired i will need a caffine enema to make it to lunch.

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philly-tire

a car driving around the streets of philadelphia on a flat tire because the driver is too lazy or too drunk to get out and change it. one knows it by the sound of "ba dunk ba dunk ba dunk ka dunk ka dunk a dunk..."

" hey, check out rocky over there driving around on a philly-tire. he's a real hoagie-head. "

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