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Chris

To forget entire English language in a matter of seconds due to an unforeseen event, such as the entrance of a beautiful woman into a conversation.

"She came over and joined the conversation, she spoke to him and then he f*cking chris'd, it was awkward as hell."

by DoucheTwat September 25, 2014

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


chris

a douche bag who got raped:)

chris: danny your high ?
danny: shut up.
you got raped.

by jasmine(muffin) July 11, 2008

108๐Ÿ‘ 293๐Ÿ‘Ž


chris

is a prick and a bum and needs to get a life, job, girlfreind and also stop been a fucking bum bumming of some one else.

hes been a right chris and half.
(if you dont know what it stands for look it up on urban dictionary)

by george savinsky October 21, 2009

31๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chris

A selfish, gold-digging, hateful, gossiping, lying, vengeful, dangerous, and/or psychopathic female with bi polar tendencies.

My boyfriends ex wife is such a chris

by vacant October 25, 2008

38๐Ÿ‘ 95๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chris

A chris is someone whos a bitch

Hey hey what do you look like a hoe hell no you sit in the chris.

by tricell March 18, 2009

42๐Ÿ‘ 107๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chris

A queer who comes out of the closet, then denies the fact that he is gay only a few days later. He thinks that he is so smart but then fails at life.

GayQueerFagDumbFailChris

by XxALLSTARPROxX February 7, 2010

26๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chris

Causing all your friends, beyond all doubt, to believe with utmost certainty that the words you are speaking are 100% true and factual. Usually used in relation to killing the mood for jokes.

Me: I need a car bj.
Chris: I've had a lot of friends die in car crashes, and that was one of them.
Me: Huh, way to kill my hopes.
Chris: I think its funny you people still believe me.
Me: God damnit he pulled a Chris.

by Darth_Renatus February 11, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž