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tool

a man after you marry him =)

The man I married is a tool!

by myemptyspirit September 15, 2009

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tool

the act of being the total oppoiste of low. In other words, being high.

Person 1:Hey dudes, let's go tool it up later.
Person 2: I love tooling with you guys!
Person 3: I tooled earlier today, and I can still feel it!

by BrettIsHott May 15, 2005

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Tool

A person (usually a lonely male) who believes that a materialistic item will make him appear cooler and more popular. He will usually come up and ask you what you think about his new {item} seeking your opinion instead of waiting for you to comment on it yourself.

Tool:Hey check out my hat!
You: Hmmm seasame street, original you tool.

by wehttamMAN16 October 17, 2010

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Tool

1.(n) A Term often associated with words such as "jerk" or "dickweed" or the phrases that are as follows 2. (n) Nick Coots/ Cooter; "Your Such a Cooter!" 3.(n) Carson;"Don't Be a Carson."

Tool Nick Carson

by Karolleeelll July 25, 2009

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tool

Paul Ryan

narcissistic blow-hard who believes he's awesome and most people think he's an asshat-called a tool because he is often used by others,knows it, but is just that desperate

by pamlib October 13, 2012

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tool

A device used to smoke marijuana.

"Dude, I got some killer bud. Anyone got a tool?"

by Kray-Z George July 25, 2008

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tool

1. boy who is used to the benefit of other people
2. heart breaker; breaks up with girlfriend over text
3. lame skater who tries to hard to fit in

Boy: Hey van i borrow $10 to get home?
Girl: Ask (insert name here), he's such a tool, he'll lend it to you

by sd122 July 1, 2010

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