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Melissa looked forward to a session with her sorority pull toy at the party later.
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An orgasm through the butt achieved while watching Toy Story.
Woody: We've got to do something about this!
Audience member: Oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!!! Toy Story Buttgasm!
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A young man who has his own money but dates an older woman for sexual companionship and/or sexual relations.
The sugar boy toy took his cougar on a cruise to the Bahamas.
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a story about true love and finding out who you're true friends are.
winner of the 2010 Oh-My-God-Tears-Are-Crying Award.
John: Did you see Toy Story 3?
Jill: Yeah, then I ate three gallons of ice cream and cried on the couch for three hours.
John: I had the same reaction.
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the place little dick head kids get their toys
toys r us is a bunch of whores
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Similar to a "purse party", or tupperware demonstration. A host comes and shows off various sexual peices anywhere from lotion to dildos, that will later be for sale. This event is held for social purposes and contains games and prizes usually.
Sex toy party is a gathering of friends who play games, chat, and purchase sexual toys at the end of the night.
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if you want to feel like your owned by
low life controlling poofters just work at toys r us.
oh yeah..and if you think about getting a job there..
you got more chance of getting money by finding it on the ground. dont work at toys r us.
unless you're gay.
"hey do you work at toys r us?
"yeah"
"can i just get this? in the catelogue?"
"nah im sorry we're sold out..again"
"you iz faggotz"
"yeah we know"
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