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signature saying of the weird fish guy in the sixth star wars film who yells it out when the alliance are trying to blow the death star up and the empires fleet suddenly appears out of nowhere, this setting the scene for one of the most memorable quotes of all times
"Its a trap!"
"Oh sweet fucking jesus its the imperial fleet!"
"Blub blub blub its a trap!"
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The trap page was undoubtedly developed by the ingenious men and women of AOL and other internet marketing tycoons. Used to exploit their clients as well as external users, the trap page is an excellent tool to force feed users with annoying propaganda and advertisement. The trap page implements 'anti-back' technologies, prohibiting the user from backing out of the webpage once it has been visited. This forces a user to either retype the desired URL or simply close the browser window, all while having advertisements crammed down their throat. The trap pages of today have reached new heights by using JavaScript and other web scripting technologies to spawn siblings of the original trap page or simply spam the fuck out of you with annoying dialog boxes. Thanks a lot you greedy, inhumane advertising scumbags.
To see the trap page in action see any porn site or use anything AOL affiliated.
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a vagina with sand in it
i hooked with this chic in the desert and her sand trap fucked my shit up
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When one maliciously wears a perfectly fitting pair of jeans to fool another into thinking they have an amazing ass. Which in reality they don’t, but this can only be discovered when its to late.
Chris: Well how was she?
Mike: Little bit of false advertising.
Chris Denim trap?
Mike: Denim trap.
That epic moment when you are about to head out with the boys, but next thing you know you're trapped in a plastic basin...
Guy 1: "Hey bro cmon we gotta go"
Guy 2: "Sure bro I'm coming... oh no, no no no not again , ahhhhhhhhh...... TRAPPED IN A BASIN!
To be surrounded by weird people all the time. Like being boy trapped but instead of boys, weird people. Often causes the person to feel weird or uncomfortable/awkward
Jason: why do I feel so weird
Crazy motherfucker: cuzco you've jus been weird trapped son!!!
A Chump Trap is when someone plays the chump to let someone else take advantage of them for what they get in return.
1. A man or woman who uses another person to make their significant other jealous.
2. Some one who plays dumb and lets someone else take advantage of them because being taken advantage of suits that persons alternative motives.
3. The advanced chump trapper can build a chump trap post event into a chump trap, by taking advantage of a seemingly bad situation.
4. Someone who feeds out coercive or false information to manipulate those chumps who buy into it is a chump trapper setting a chump trap.
5. Anyone who plays gullible or dumb, or turns a situation around to get what they want is setting a chump trap.
This is some advanced drama chess playing here folks. You know those people who are manipulative. Well these people are down right sociopaths.
"That girl thinks she burned him by telling his girlfriend what he did, but he just used her as a chump trap to make is girlfriend mad to manipulate her.'
"Michelle is in such a chump trap, she acts like she likes that guy just because he is rich, and he knows it so he takes advantage of her."
"He told her he needed help with his math homework so he could spend time with her, but he is actually really good a math."
"Politicians and the media often uses manipulative language and imagery to guide people into behaving and thinking a certain way."