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When someone who loves high school musical but is over the legal consent age ask for your advice on a haircut and you feel obligated to reply with a remark that is kind but unrealistic and wrong. Then the person who takes in your opinion, now uses it as advice and even more as biblical fact. This opinion roots into their head and makes decisions for them and pratically controls their life. also the user has to be over 5'1, white male, brown-ish hair and long and straight bowl cut.
that is such a troy boltoning moment smh oml omg
A) When a heterosexual couple and the mistress/ lover of one of them live in the same household
B) a dysfunctional type of domestic arrangement in which a couple live with their teenager and the teen' s significant other
IMHO a guy living with his girlfriend's parents is a menage a trois, definition b). The other way around is not.
Odd/miscellaneous/unexplainable tasks of no importance undergone when passing time.
Q: Why the fuck is there a Bunsen burner and a can of tinned spaghetti set up in the prep store
A: Troy Tingz man
An Alaskan man, Troy… a ceiling fan man, likes feet and memes. Wants to stay in the garage and forge over going out with friends. Troy… Loves French fries never gets ice cream from Mac Donald’s because the machine “never” works. Troy… Lives in a small shitty morman town. Doesn’t date because all these bitches is hoes. Wears glasses, gets grumpy when touched, will let you play with his hair but do NOT touch his titty. Prefers to have rocks thrown at his man junk over getting his nip caressed. Is friends with mostly girls. Wears cow boy boots and an orange and grey hat that has knife and gun on it. Has a small mouth but sure can talk a lot. He is NOT FAT HE IS FLUFFY. Blows steam out ears when frustrated. Can be nice when he wants to. Only nice to ppl he doesn’t hate. That’s why he is mean to me hence why I am defining Troy… he is also smart and funny but puts to much pomade in his hair
A vampire threesome. A sexual encounter or long-term sexual relationship of three undead persons.
After two centuries, Vlad began to tire of the nosfer a trois with Mina and Drozden, and moved his coffin to the spare bedroom.
This magical Fountain gives one the courage and strength to throw alligators incredible distances.
Did you see how far that alligator went? That power could only come from Troy Fountain.
Troy is what tired parents name their already disappointment babies. Troys are the biggest assholes you will ever meet. They have stupid hair and a dumb laugh. Troys use shitty humour to make up for their micro-penises. They have obvious mommy issues and probably ate sand as a child. Troys have one hobby and redirect their life around it. Troys often drive big trucks, displaying to everyone that they can’t satisfy a woman.
“Ugh that guy is such a dick, he’s probably a Troy”