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Basically its mostly random disturbing shit, wich twitter allows to show. You copy and paste the link and watch it after that you regret your life choices and continue browsing.
A: “Have you seen this guy shoving a chair up his..”
B: Send twitter link
A: twitter.com/…
Twitter honey is a male (typically African American with dreads) posting selfies on twitter
"You seen that new twitter honey"
"You mean @TWENZEEZ?"
Hf Twitter reads one Vogue article and thinks they’re Anna Wintour
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A person who tweets and excessive amount on Twitter to the point where their followers are annoyed.
Person 1: Dude! I passed the Tweet limit today and I couldn't tweet for like an hour!
Person 2: You're such a twitter whore.
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despite what many people think Twitter is actually really fun. you normally go through 3 stages:
Stage 1- "twitter? god no! thats sooo f*cking stupid."
Stage 2- "fine, i'll get one, but im not gonna use it."
Stage 3- "omg twitter is soooo fun! im following all my fave celebs and i get a whole bunch of new info constantly!"
twitter has a ton of really great quote accounts. nobody posts shit like what they are doing every two seconds any more. if you are considering getting a twitter, you should get one. its matured.
twitter used to be for lameasses who couldnt get a facebook. now its a great site where you can laugh your head off and get great celeb info.
kate just finished going through the 3 stages of Twitter
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One who tweets, or posts to Twitter, while shitting. This was originally used in webcomic Penny Arcade on April 23, 2008.
"Man, while I was taking a dump today, I was twittering from my phone, I must be a twitter shitter."
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1. Using a twitter account to describe, document and rapidly communicate every shit they produce in excruciating detail.
2. Metaphorically describes someone who won't stop broadcasting their stupid shit. By far more frequent and disturbing.
1. Shitter Twitter: Jus took a mnster SHIT with pepper and corn flecks. THE GAME is ON Twatter!
2. Shitter Twitter: Yeah! I found a new source for my independent study on gender specific embodiment!
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