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New England's best kept secret. Uncle Henry's is is a catalog of used and new stuff, basically. It got it's start in Maine's state capital, Augusta. Like their catch phrase "Most anything under the sun." And boy, do they live by this. From guns to cars, from toys to jewelry, from free stuff to listings of swapmeet and yard sales, and ATV's to snowmobiles. A New England Tradition since 1969. Although I think it's going nationwide I think... So it's not so regional anymore.
Uncle Henry's the best god damn magazine a Mainer can read! Well, maybe not. *Cough*Playboy*cough*
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A suitable alternative for sex while your girlfriend/wife is menstruating also known as a blow job. More specifically as a counter to a woman who uses her period (Aunt Flo)as an excuse to avoid sex.
"I don't care if Aunt Flo is in town as long as she brought Uncle B.J."
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The evil pedophile uncle of the deaf, dumb, and blind kid in The Who's Tommy.
He gets drunk and "fiddles about" when poor Thomas' parents aren't home.
Uncle Ernie was played by keith moon, their very fucking amazing drummer, in the movie version.
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uncle grandpa is from a tv show with the same name. Basically he came to be because your grandma adopted her husband. Therefore, he is you uncle and grandpa.
My grandma got sent to jail because of uncle grandpa.
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A man that can usually be found trying to lure young children into his van with the use of tasty treats.
Child 1: "Hey look there's the ice cream truck!"
Child 2: "That's no ice cream truck, its just Uncle Festus making the daily child pickup"
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a man who spends five hours a day at subway eating one footlong, drinking all the free refills he can hold, and taking up to 10 dumps
he ordered one sandwhich and shit out three,uncle dookie strikes again.
I think uncle DOOKIE destroyed the bathroom again
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