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Time Vans is a synonym for the word "God". People often use 'Time Vans' as a less devout and holy saying. However, contradicting with the 10 commandments you may use 'Time Vans' in vain.
Oh my Time Vans!! I've just seen one sexy beast over there!!!! Time Vans must be looking over me!!
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Those big vans that are bigger then mini vans and have big windows in them with blinds. Also they can be just normal vans that look like crap and might also be know as a beaner van because it has a window gone and a plastic bag duct taped to replace it. The guy driving the van either has on a wifebeater, a mulet, untied boots with pant legs tucked into them, dark aviaters, a trench coat without a shirt underneath or a combination of.
Did you see that pedifile van? I was afraid somebody would jump out and rape me.
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Fucking vans, only pedifiles drive them.
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When attempting to secure a young woman to spend the night with from a party or bar and it seems that she is willing and able to return to your apartment for possible intercourse, to then fuck up at the very last moment in a way that deters your companion from wishing to accompany you anywhere.
Dude, don't let me drink too much tonight, I've got my sights on Bethany and I don't want to Van Duys this.
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The term used to define someone that is trying to join your group at a club/party. Playing off the famous painter, signifying that the guy is crazy for trying to join a clique that only knows how to do it big!
Bar Scene: Hanging out with your group of friends, drinking and having a good time. A random/sketchy guy comes up and tries to socially awkwardly join the conversation.
Being Drunk you staight up just say, what's up Van Gogh!
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The definition of "white trash". Usually going around yellin mud cricket.
Hey van ness you see that mud cricket?
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The school who cheats in every Iowa highschool sport.
Guy #1 - “Wow bro Van Meter beat Madrid by 50”
Guy #2 - “Yeah they probably cheated, those waukee rejects”
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The collecting of naked young boys as souvenirs from countries visited abroad
"These Budda teatowels sure are nice but I need something that will clean up my mess for me,where is your Van Man section?"
"My luggage weighs 20kgs and my limit is 25kgs give me your cheapest and lightest child to take home for my Van Man collection.I broke my last one",
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