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A sex act in which the gentleman caller has his anus shaved and the women performs a dirty rusty trombone.
Alyssa got crazy last night and gave Robert the brown velvet special.
Sickeningly sweet and soft tunnel desired by men and women worldwide. Located between the legs of an eager woman.
Best night of my life ended when I blew my load int the velvet tunnel.
When a guy creampies a girl on her period, pulls his penis out, and spreads it on her ass.
Last night I got drunk and made a red velvet cake with my girl.
When the girl is menstruating and has a yeast infection, and then sits on your face, moving up and down your nose and lips.
We got in bed, and she performed a red velvet premix all over my face.
A beautiful, tasty, pussy that is freshly shaved and as smooth as velvet.
I was jonesing for an ice cream cone, but my girl's velvet hoo hoo looked much more desirable.
"on velvet" means things are going very well
I saw Erin yesterday and she told me she finally got a Web sponsor, she was on velvet.
Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.
Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.