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what both man an women can enjoy
men:like to look at almost naked chicks
women:like to shop for under garments
Example 1: "close laptop"
friend: where you watching porn
you: no "opens laptop"
friend: oh Victoria's Secret website
you:yep
Example 2:
women: hey this Victoria's secret panties are uncomfortable i think I'm going to take them off
You:ok
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someone with a monster, godly cock. Is wanted in several countries for arson, embezzlement, fraud, tax evasion, and murder. Victoria is Jesus. repent and turn to Victoria.
hi, I'm Victoria. give me your soul.
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the ex-spice girl skinny anorexic wife of English soccer player David Beckham who never smiles or laughs but has always a im-so-hot pout, has obviously fake boobs that looks like half cantaloupes stuffed into her skin, and wears way way way too much make-up and dangerously high and tiny stilletos and short skirts while carrying a baby.
Poo on me Victoria Beckham.
David is too good for Victoria. What did he do to deserve her??
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One of the very few things in the world both women and men love. Victoria's Secret models are the most beautiful women in the world which perform in the amazing Victoria's Secret Fashion Show every fall as well as in other cool publicity.
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2006 is the best example to see this brand in its very best.
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when some stupid bitch you waste years of your life behind decides to leave you over nothing. when shes gone it is like your life get twenty times better. she is a fake bitch and no one could hate her more than her million exes. shes the thot you wish you never met.
Guy 1- yo bro i heard your girl left.
Guy 2- yeah she was such a bitch
Guy 3- really. well bye victoria
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a line of large cars made by ford
driven only by 90 year olds and cops
usally seen with about 7 radio antennas (both VHF and UHF), a lightbar and a police officer in the back, seen all the time on I-66 behind rice burners.
"Dude, i put a hairdryer out of the window of my grandpa's crown victoria and everyone thought i was a cop
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Talentless former Spice Bint (Piss) who resembles a toothpick with an OVER-inflated chest. Now desperately clinging on to anything/anybody that will keep her in the news, she has decided to grace America with her pouting presence. Married to the equally dim-but-loaded David Beckham.
"David, I need to lose weight because my shadow's looking a bit fat"
"What, Victoria Beckham's developed a shadow, get your coat we need to get you to the hospital"
"But why"
"I'm not being seen with a tubby wife, there's only one thing left to make you lose weight"
"What's that David"?
"Amputation"
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