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military wife who cheats while husband is deployed
I just found out my wife is a fucking war whore
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a competition in which teams of people attempt to be the first to finish consuming an entire list of items, such as:
30rack of beer, jug of wine, sheet of pizza, pound of sour patch kids, pack of cigarettes.
optional: handle of liquor, mystery food item (pound of bologna, 2 pounds of cheese)
person 1: hey, you wanna be on my team for vice wars tomorrow night?
person 2: naw, i don't want to puke everywhere after i get owned.
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To bribe a homeless person with a bottle of whisky, to go and start a fight with another homeless person.
"I Know Lets Go Play Bum Wars!!"
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A mobile game by Pixonic which charges several hundred dollars for a single item. The game is constantly updating, and every new update nerfs the last one.
Real definition:
War Robots is a mobile game that allows you to choose from an ever-expanding list of robots and weapons. Each robot and weapon has different abilities, strengths, and weaknesses. One robot has 3 heavy hardpoints (weapon slots) and has remarkably low speed and high health, while another has 3 light hardpoints, very little health, and a lot of speed. All robots are supposed to be balanced, but some are much better than others.
There are quite a few weapons, and I will attempt to name as many as possible from memory:
Guy1: "Hey did you see the new War Robots update yet?"
Guy2: "Oh no, not again..."
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A legendary text-based strategy online game. Has a small player base and the game resets every 45 days, players compete to be the largest and strongest player. Each person controls a 'province', part of a 'Kingdom' which may contain up to 10 people. The player must manage resources such as food, gold, lumber and crystals, train units, attack other provinces and cast magic. Adjustments to the game are made every round and there is a good forum for discussion on the site.
"The new Ages Of War round starts soon."
"OMG, better make my province".
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A movie saga I know way to much about.
Me: Shaak Ti was slaughtered by General Grievous in a deleted seen in Star Wars Episode III on the Invisible Hand.
Person: ...What?
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1. The unavoidable aspect of war wherein the intelligence gathered is always incomplete to a degree, thereby making any decisions concerning said war a bit... foggy.
2. The adaptation of the preceding definition by Gamers to describe the blacked-out, or fogged-out, areas on a map in games such as Civilization, Warcraft, Starcraft, etc.
3. (The best of the three) After a long night of hard drinking, the feeling you have throughout the next day. Not the hangover, but the hangover after-effects, wherein you go through the world with a cloudy, obstructed view of eveything around you. Where you are constantly fogged out for the rest of the day.
1. "In 'The Art of War,' by Sun Ze, the author describes the lack of a clear idea of what the enemy is doing behind their lines as the 'Fog of War.'"
2. "That Fog of War sure is a pain in the ass when I'm trying to figure out what the hell those assholes are doing!" complained Lazarus Aswípe (Lazyass, for short).
3. "Fuck, man, I hate a hangover, but this Fog of War is fucking killer, bro."
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