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A friend who only wants to hang out when he/she is in a good mood. They say that they'd rather not make their friends unhappy, and use this as an excuse to break off engagements on a moment's notice if his/her mood changes.
I was planning to hang out with Mike today, but he's such a fair weather friend that he called me five minutes before he was supposed to show up and canceled because he said he's feeling down.
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A person who still cheers for the Chicago Cubs after all this time. Or they also like the Detroit Lions.
Chicago Cubs
Detroit Lions
Washington Nationals
Chicago Bears
Any other sports team that sucks
bob: Look at Dylan he's wearing a cubs shirt
Joe: Doesn't he know they lost last night
bob: he must be a bad weather fan they haven't won the world series in at least a hundred years
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a cutie who is present as additional sweetness, but is never it’s cause.
me: *gets over depressed period*
her: *reappears
me: begone, you good weather bitch!
A friend or acquaintance who flirts with others only when they do not have a more desirable romantic interest:
Sally and I have been hitting it off lately via text, even exchanging some salacious images. I thought for sure we were going down a path of romantic exploration, but now that her ex-boyfriend, Frank, is back in her life, she turned out to be a fair-weather flirt and won’t even reply to me.
A girl (almost always a hoe) who dresses slutty despite of the weather.
A hoe: hey, do you my new booty shorts?
Me: bitch, it is 40 degrees outside! You a dumb weather hoe.
A term used by British mathematicians when describing laborious proofs that could be proven much easier
"Dude, I tried to prove Eisenstein's Criterion super complicatedly and my professor wrote on my homework "very heavy weather"."
A fair weather fisherman is an angler who only goes fishing when the weather is good or sunny. He never goes fishing when the conditions are uncomfortable. It is considered an insult.
Bob "I'm not going fishing today it's too cold." Jeff "Come on you fair weather fisherman."