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nuns wedding

A term used to describe something ironic or out of place.

It's raining but its sunny, it must be a nuns wedding!

The kid said his favorite movie in health class was the hangover, what a nuns wedding
having sex for virginity is a nuns wedding

by tehemonster May 23, 2011


ES weddings

where two popular (for no reason) es users get together for a e-wedding.
possibly the most awful thing you'll ever see.

user 1: hey did you see those ES weddings by shoki and eren?
user 2: yeah that shit is so cringe, im not going.

by mewkoz April 22, 2022


wedding dunk

A wedding dunk is a massive lesbian orgy that some women have the day/night before the wedding.

Example: The night before maria's wedding we all had a wedding dunk and it was amazing.

by Josephi Krakowsi October 4, 2017


A wedding never bought a wife.

Taken from Orson Welles' "Moral Indebtedness" column in the October 1943 Issue of Free World.

The use of this phrase, in the context that Mr Welles does, shows an understanding of the idea that many of the results that we hope to be so are not necessarily conducive with, or inherent within our approaches. That a single, extravagant gesture can not denote ownership or credit.

That, which is of real worth, must be earnt through genuine and unwavering efforts of love and determination.

"The extension of this moral argument insists that no man owns anything outright—since he owns it rent free. A wedding never bought a wife. And the devotion of his child is no man’s for the mere begetting."

by Danglelemon August 21, 2024


black tie wedding

a wedding that requires formal attire (gowns for women and tuxedos for men) with michelin- star food. this is a very classy event and is usually thought of as a wedding for wealthy people.

guest1: their wedding was stunning. I think I am going to have a black tie wedding too!
guest2: The food was very upscale and the filet with lobster was cooked perfectly!

by guccigirl1738 January 5, 2017


The Wedding Year

(n) the 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.

A single twenty somethings worst nightmare is the wedding year.

by DearUniverse March 21, 2016


Wedding

A place were the funeral of the relationship has cake and no coffin.

"Man this 'wedding' is bogus.

by M3anP3opl3101 January 21, 2018