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Titanic Weed

A weed so potent, that not only does it get you stoned off your fucking ass in two hits, but makes you laugh so hard that tears start rolling down your face uncontrollably thus giving the appearance you have just watched "Titanic". Something as simple as a knock knock joke that you heard in 2nd grade can cause you to roll on the floor screaming and crying with laughter. Another name for this strain is "Period Weed" because it's only a carton of Ben & Jerry's and a can of chocolate frosting away from an all out period crying fest. So if you are up for smoking this Devil's Ganja, than grab some tissues and enjoy the ride.

Jared: (laughing uncontrollably)

Ryan: "Jesus Mother Mary and Joseph, what the fuck is up with you?"

Jared: "(starts crying and sobbing) I can't...I can't...help me..."

Ryan: "Damn dude. You're geeked out of your fucking mind. You must have smoked that Titanic Weed or some shit."

by Rosemary's Babies October 26, 2014


weetabix weed

Weed, that is super dry and breaks apart when you just softly touch it.

Dude 1: my cannabis weetabix weed man. Dude 2: Man that sucks.

by BatmanAlexeh November 11, 2020

27๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


weed whore

a younger girl who engages in relations with boys/younger men for little to no satisfaction except to gain drugs and/or alcohol

Dude #1: What did you do last night
Dude #2: That weed whore, miss x. I had a joint and a rubber, and that's all I needed

by satanhitler November 29, 2003

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reggie weed

Low quality weed.

"I ain't smoked Reggie weed since back in the day when I first started smoking, that shit weak. I know wassup I stay smoking that loud shit"

by A Mich. September 25, 2017

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weed fairy

a mysterious entity who leaves weed for you when you least expect it.

if you are good and share your weed, the weed fairy comes when you are in need
if you are bad and don't share a bit, the weed fairy will come and take your shit.

by Max Bett December 7, 2006

719๐Ÿ‘ 104๐Ÿ‘Ž


weed overdose

seemyth

weed overdose doesnt exist,it is impossible

by pigs can fly October 4, 2010

58๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Weed-Dog

someone who trains someone else in pot smoking techniques to show off to friends

trainer of Pot-Poodle

Im the Weed-Dog of that Pot-Poodle. She knows how to corner a bowl and everything! Thats a good girl...

by Samnads December 28, 2012