what is this fuckery

Fuckery. Irritation and confusion of a situation. Total bullshit. Something so ridiculous you can't even deal.

Ex. Channing tatum's shirt was on the whole movie man... What is this fuckery?

what the peter

when someone has largely taken the joke to far to the extent where you relate this titf to petes own crimes

Doob 1: Dude did he hit you
Doob 2: Yea what the peter?

what a g

"what a gangster"
Typical used to describe someone who isn't actually a gangster but does something pretty fucking cool

*flips water bottle and it lands on the firsts try*
*friends in the background*
"What a g"

What DOAN

A term only highly sophisticated eight grader use to adress eachother

Guy: Hey Tylar What DOAN
Tylar: What DOAN

What the Hip

An expression to describe something so outrageously weird, attention baiting or deliberately absurd that only hipsters could be behind it.

A free range, organic, vegan, peanut butter and jelly taco stand?!?!? What the hip is going on here?!?!!? She claims to play lead xylophone in a Run DMC cover band. What the hip is that all about!?!!?

what team?

WILDCATS

WHAT TEAM? WILDCATS. WHAT TEAM? WILDCATS.

What The Beans!?

What the Beans is a kid friendly way of saying, WHAT THE FUCK or WHAT THE TITTIES IN MOUTH. What the Beans is a hit with the children. Beans can replace almost any curse word, so it's very kid friendly.

WHAT THE BEANS can also be shown as WHAT THE B**NS

Timmy: "Fuck girl, you have nice tits"

Jessica: "Ew, what the fuck, don't you be staring at my tits you fucking beener."

Timmy: "Beans girl, you have nice beans"

Jessica: "Ew, what the beans!?, don't you be staring at my beans, you beansing beaner.