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A basement in a pedophiles apartment
"I visited that guy's castle von wolfenstein."
The one keeping the walls up usually.
The girl in the castle wanted everyone else to defend her castle at all times.
1. Jack off
2. Cum into a white tube sock
3. Take cum filled tube sock and slap girlfriend in the face while asking where your after binge drinking White Castle is at.
"Yo, last night I was craving dat white castle man."
"Oh yeah, did your botch get it for you?"
"Yeah, after I gave that bitch a mother fucking soggy white castle!"
Getting caught out by your partner for using outlandish excuses.
Totally caught Ben Barnard-castling last night when he tried to bluff his way out of why he didn’t have dinner ready. His excuse was downright pathetic!
The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.
My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.
When you have to empty your badder
I have to drain the castle moat.
Urinate urination
Has all you ever need in life - Sports Direct, Poundland, Wetherspoons and "Glory hole golf". Use to have Primark and Bonmarche but they left because they were too upmarket for Castle Square.
I do me shoppin at Castle Square. Its got reyt good shops!