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gordon ramsey

a British lad who screams at people because they are cows

Gordon Ramsey said my food is gay

by jaaaaakdeeee March 8, 2021


Waxey Gordoned

A reference to the American gangster Waxey Gordon who specialized in bootlegging used to describe an individual who is intoxicated.

"Jimmy just took a shit on my door step, he's absolutely Waxey Gordoned."

by KingSpecialK May 25, 2018


Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses

Created by the supernova of UY Scuti in the REDACTED period, Gordon had only one thought in his mind. Destroy. Gordon's 6 chicken legs can reach incalculable speeds. His turtle-like shell functions as an indestructible shield capable of protecting against anything. Gordon has 6 tentacles that have the capacity to decimate anything they touch. Gordon is a force to be feared. Gordon can not be stopped.

Person 1: "What is that?"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"

by Steven The Absolute Idiot October 17, 2022


Noah Gordon

Being better than everyone in every way.

Person 1: Hey did you hear we I won the race?
Person 2: Yeah you were like Noah Gordon!

by Noah Gordon October 27, 2022


gordon graydon

Is a shitty high school that keeps brown parents proud cuz of "IBT"

wow you dont have friends because you go to Gordon Graydon

by TheCoolguydudeMan November 30, 2016


flesh gordon

A game whereupon a piece of gammon is placed on a females face. A hole is then created so that the penis can be inserted into her mouth. You then have to cum before she finishes eating the surrounding meat.

I can't believe your mum beat me at flesh gordon last night.

by Excited Barry November 17, 2015


Gordon Shower

Similar to a Golden Shower, however whilst giving them the shower, you proceed to shout Gordon Ramsay's insults at them whist you shower them.

Gary - "You like that you fucking donkey?"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"

by MudderFukcer March 24, 2021