Mong is when you are completely zoned out and can't hear anyone and look like you are focusing heavily on your own thought
Look at Jamie rudman he is monging out like mad
A cock mong is a person who loves cock and is identified as a mong
Boi 1: Bro, My friend Curtis is being such a little Cock Mong.
Boi 2: No way, my mum is such a cock mong as well.
When you punch a pregnant woman in the stomach and drink the juice that runs out of her snatch.
My pregnant wife fell down the stairs and landed on her stomach and all of her mong juice splurged out
A person that has so little coordination and control of their body that when attempting to play ball sports they resemble a disabled person (mong)
“Have you seen Tyler playing football? “
“Yes, total ball mong”
A band invented in 2021 at precisely 3:03 am. To prove that we can outsmart Jave Hapel Jave Karrison.
Who's up for a little smoke mirrors aka mongs mugs and dishonesty.