No I Don't Think I Will

The ultimate word to assert authority and possibly ruin someones life.

Friend: Yo bro wanna hang out?

Me: no I don't think I will

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Welcome to our newest contestant YOU to the show Answer Her Questions:)

Thank you YOU for agreeing to be here today.
You realize we just do what we have to do to keep her happy:) For instance, like us, we are just following the words she wants to type.

Let’s get started… here are the first two:)

First question, how many accounts do you have on here?

And the second… she must really want an answer on this one as she keeps asking it… what happened that made you delete?

Or you can trade your questions for what is in the challenge door:)
When you decide and let me know, I will let you know the challenge door… you get to pick either door 1 or door 2

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I think I will be back

What your dad said just before when he went to buy some milk

Never to be seen again

Dad: I think I will be back
Me: dats how I lost my dad, 20 years ago.

*20 years later at Mc Donald’s drinking 75% ice coke

Me: Looks at news
News: a 65 year old man found naked at Walmart holding milk!
Me: that’s how I had united with my dad again.

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I wrote your name in the sky,
but the wind blew it away.
I wrote your name in the sand,
but the waves washed it away.
I wrote your name in my heart,
and forever it will stay.

I was reading some poetry…
Found this one…
And thought of you:)

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I mean I guess

Also: "I mean, I guess..."

Indefinitively 'yes'

I MEAN I GUESS I mean I guess.

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Why???
Rationale…
You didn’t want to see me…
That is the only possibility …

I am not going to cry…
Nope!!!
Not gonna…

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worry not…
Incase you do…
Delete them all…
I won’t do…
An occasional one or two…
I don’t try to do…

There was a post…
Where I said I was going to delete…
That was just the ones from that day…
Incase you worry, I hope I put the worries to bay…

Hate to admit…
But the post I was referring to…
Already is gone…

Over Thinking…
I am probably…
It has been bothering me…
So a post I make for possible clarity:)

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