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The Sneaky Wizard is a sexual act you do with one to two partners. you start by having your partner lay on the bed and you exit the room. you do not tell them what you are doing, you proceed to put a wizard costume on grab a wand. you enter the room and let them examine you. they may ask why you are wearing that but you simply tell them "don't worry about it". You proceed to have sex and you eventually bend them over and perform doggy style. After a few minutes you secretly take the wand and shove it in your partners anus and say as loud as you can "expecto patronum!".
I'm gonna pull the sneaky wizard tonight on my girl.
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a wizard who preforms sex acts with magic and his long wand
LOOK at that sex wizard hes doin his magic!
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The status achieved when enough canned beer is cunsumed that the cans can be taped end to end until they surpass your height.
Me and Ted got so hammered last night. We both reached "Wizard Status"
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Very long pubic hair that turns into dread locks.
'Did you eat her out?' 'Fuck no she had Wizard Locks!'
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Slang phrase used for urinating. Alot.
"Man, I drank way too much beer. I'll be in the john, killing the wizard."
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To pee or urinate.
often confused with "to masterbate" but that is choking the dragon or spanking the monkey.
i had too much juice so i gotta drain the wizard.
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A dirty little peasant that lives in his lair at spearwood, casting spells with his mank, lice infested, overgrown silver bearded crutch! His favourite attire is his gay sparkly white cloak which matches his pathetic little staff! He travels around on his little girlyman scooter bringing misfortune to all he meets!
Innocent bystander: Hey Crutch Wizard sit down ur wrecking the joint!
Crutch Wizard: BLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPlupluplup POW! throws a handful of his magic crutch dandruff and vanishes!
Innocent bystander: Infected
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