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E-MAIL WRESTLING

When you run an AD on a SEX SITE and it never comes to FRUITION.

The object of E-MAIL WRESTLING like sports wrestlers is BURN your opponent on the SEXUAL ACT they desire , as PIN them to the MAT and drop out being basking in all the glory with self masturbation.

by STINKING LIKE SHIT April 5, 2021


sumo wrestling

2 fat sweaty guys wearing big rubber bands trying to run over each other

sumo wrestling champ: "I eat about 3000 calories a day with exercise in between."

by ZATAZGO May 4, 2020


Wrestling shit nigga

A phrase most commonly used by people of the 5,4 Jewish gymbro persuasion, used tell dumb ass niggas to step to them or in other words fight them .

Jesse : come do some of your wrestling shit nigga

by July 28, 2023


Dick Wrestle

Similar to an arm wrestle. Except both people grab onto one penis and try to get it on one side.

He told me I wasn't strong so I beat him in dick wrestle

by April 26, 2022


Wrestling the mattress

wrestling the mattress is when you get so drunk you get carpet burn from performing random nondescript acts on a mattress

Jamal: Dude did you see that weird mark on Conner's ass?
Grayson: Yhea man, I think he was wrestling the mattress.

by whattheduckfuck March 25, 2014


Wrestle with God

So, when David "wrestles with God," Does he THINK about the CONCEPT of God so hard that he sprains his ankle or does he trip on a rock or...

Hym "Well, what it sounds like is I'm allowed to be either neutral or in favor of God but not allowed to wrestle with God and win. And then I think: No."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2024


Wrestling with the firehose

When a man has to pee very badly and in the process of pulling out his dick when he finally gets to the bathroom he begins to piss wildly before he has his grip or his stance ready.

"Whoa, is it raining out there?"

"I wish. I was just wrestling with the firehose after all that Gatorade I drank this morning...I don't have any extra pants."

by koreatown May 3, 2019