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We run D-12. The most savage gang out there. The Dub Squad. The hardest part of other teams workouts is just our warm up. We win the district and PCL tournaments almost every year.
Anyone at the same tournament as Wood Wrestling: “look at those wood kids do they ever smile”
Someone who over heard them: “ no they are murders. Hopefully you won’t have to wrestle one of them”
EWE Elite Wrestling Entertainment was founded in June 27th 2015 and runs pro wrestling events throughout Phoenix Arizona. EWE produces a live innovative style of professional wrestling mixed with lucha, technical and many other styles that are suitable for wrestling fans to enjoy.
1) The Best Elite Wrestlers Here. Elite Wrestling Entertainment is the number one wrestling product in Phoenix Arizona
2) Sports-Entertainment Of Elite.
Person 1: What you doing on weekends?
Person 2: I do Ro-Wrestling!
Person 1: That's why I barely talk to you
2 fat sweaty guys wearing big rubber bands trying to run over each other
sumo wrestling champ: "I eat about 3000 calories a day with exercise in between."
When two female straight or lesbians engage in dry humping each other naked. Any sexual act when to women’s vaginal area are touching against each other. Could be soft or aggressive.
Yo dude you see that porn clip of those two chics? They really know how to beaver wrestle.
When two fat black people have sex. When the man nuts he beats his chest to show dominance.
Laqueefa and Malik are gorilla wrestling.
Yeah, ok, so just more justification for your lack of belief in God, the thing you use to make money and accrue status and power.
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "You see... The CORRECT relationship to have with 'The Most High' (Which is just a euphemistic way of saying 'God' but that's not actually 'God' you're talking about there) is not one of BELIEF! You shouldn't BELIEVE in God... I know I don't- Er... Um... I mean... The CORRECT thing to do God is to... Wrestle... With your lack... Of belief in God! THAT'S what people should REALLY be doing! Like ME! Instead of BELIEVING (meaning 'accepting the proposition in the absence of evidence')... You should be like... Obsessed with... Coming up with some sophistical bullshit... To make it SEEM LIKE... You believe a thing you do not believe... So you can get all of the things... Believing would get you... Without you having... To actually do thing thing... Which is 'believe.' That's the right way to do it! Because you don't know what 'believe' or 'real' mean and neither do I and as long as that's the case... I'm TECHNICALLY not 'Pretending to believe in God to elevate my status and accrue wealth and political power to myself as a literal charlatan.' Right? Because to be a charlatan I have to know what the word 'believe' means and then I have to 'not do that' to God! Get it? I can't 'not believe in God' if I don't know what the words 'believe' or 'God' mean! Bam! CAN'T be a charlatan!'
Hym "Pffft! Hahahahaha! Return of Dr. JeepJorp everybody! Hahahahaha!"