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Indian leg wrestling with two dudes with hard-ons
Jay and Stephen were unicorn wrestling and one of them broke his penis
When someone grabs your dick so aggressively that they almost brake it yet it doesn't hurt
"Hey did you hook up with Sarah"
"Not exactly"
"Huh"
"She was wrestling Johnny"
"Wah..., Oh noce"
When two people are wrestling, and the man is hit in a spot that makes him jizz, while they continue to wrestle
what were you and Dave doing last night?
oh we were snow wrestling. the cleanup sucked.
So, when David "wrestles with God," Does he THINK about the CONCEPT of God so hard that he sprains his ankle or does he trip on a rock or...
Hym "Well, what it sounds like is I'm allowed to be either neutral or in favor of God but not allowed to wrestle with God and win. And then I think: No."
Wrestling is the art of throwing somebody who is trying to throw you.
Guy 1: What even is wrestling??
Guy 2: It’s trying to throw somebody who is trying to throw you.
A gay baby sport that gives guys an excuse to touch others guys in a ring until one falls on top of the other and allows them to call it straight. A way to be gay but pretend your straight
"Bro, you do wrestling? You're gay!"
My discouraged my friend for joining the wrestling team and not the wrastling team.