Chucky pig

Alternative name for a Woodlouse. The name seems to derive from the South West counties of England. Everybody else thinks we are loonies for calling them this, but I think its cute!

'Look at that Chucky pig.'
'You mean Woodlouse?'
'No, its a chucky pig'
'Whatever.'

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pig roasted

when a girl gives a blowjob to one guy while gettin fucked in the ass from another guy

"Man that chick got pig roasted by those 2 older guys"

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pig whistles

From the German "Ich glaube mein Schwein pfeift" (=" I can't believe it"), which is often translated as a joke by the Germans into the wrong translation "I think my pig whistles". Mostly used by boomers.

Joachim: "I have explosive diarrhoea for the 17th day in a row."
Hans-Jörg: "I think my pig whistles!"

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phone pig

Noun.

One who is forced to earn a living by spending each day on the phone either receiving or making phone calls for the purposes of marketing, sales or customer support. Though generally reviled, Phone Pigs are often intelligent creatures, forced to accept crappy jobs due to a stagnant employment market. Happily, most phone pigs have a short life span, often quitting with the words 'Fuck this, I'm going to live in Australia.'

'We need to recruit some more Phone Pigs; the others have all topped themselves.'

'I work as a Phone Pig to pay for studio time.'

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Guinea Pigs

Cute, cuddly,and great pets!

Guinea Pigs are cool critters!

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Jizz Pig

A woman who squeals like a pig during sexual intercourse and is then jizzed upon.

That girl was such a jizz pig

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rich pigs

Selfish greedy rich people who want and get more and more money for only themselves without any consideration for anyone or anything else.

The rich pigs on Wall Street got a government bailout at the expense of everyone else.

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