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A person with an unusually large ego whose thoughts are usually aimed towards masturbation and women. This person usually is with many women at a time. This person is also known to be a douche by his friends and to spread lies and can never keep a secret. He also brags excessively about his masturbation habits. This person also has received many blows to the groin area from women that he has cheated on.
Person 1: Woah dude, they broke up again. That dude's been with so many women!
Person 2: Ya I know right. He is totally a Sam.
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sexy-asian-man
oh i was watching that asian show.....DAYUM THAT GUY WAS A SAM!
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Acronym that stands for "Single Asian Male".
It sucks being a SAM because almost all the SAF are looking for SWM. But that's fine, because SAMs take SWFs too.
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These people are often known to be small and have rat like features, they also have a secret obsession with other boys and like to scamper round at night into peoples houses looking for left over food.
Matt: What the fuck is that in my mouse trap ?!?!
Ross: Oh, Don't worry, That's just a Sam.
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1. a word describing any abnormally skinny ginger.
2. a person who thinks he/she is the shit by making fun of cute little girls, and pretending to be emo, yet still expects to get laid.
3. a person who is so lazy, he/she hasn't gone shirt shopping since he/she was in preschool, he/she hangs around the same place all day, and he/she doesn't even completely write out their own name.
A. "Ashley Olsen's new nick name is Sam."
B. "Although the blue-eyed blondie's name was Helen, we called her Sam because she claimed to be emo by listening to screamo music, painting her nails black, and wearing her 7-year old little sister's jeans."
C. "If you're wondering why I'm wearing a tiny t-shirt with the name of a preschool on it, it's because my name is Sam, and I'm too lazy to go to the fucking mall and buy some new ones."
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A man who likes to wear girls clothing and thinks its cool, usually pink in colour.
when in shops he wanders over to the girls section and strokes the fur coats.
Gay Kid:Hey look at my new vest
Cool Kid: Dude You Look Like A Sam..
Gay Kid:But Its Pink?
Cool Kid: Faggot.
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Sam most common name ever usally you are named this because your paretnts dont give a shit about you and dont want to waste any effort in you. Sams are nerds with faggoty hair or styles most of them are lazy as hell making them fat as fuck. Sam nicknames super at masturbating, spam, softy, faggot, or Gay dumbass
Sam: approaching a girl
Girl: reject before he says hi
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