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when timmy is busting it down sexual style
GEE WHILIKERS THERE GOES BUSTING DOWN TIMMY
Security Forces member that always has more gear on post than he really needs but ends up using it at some point on post or someone who gives him a ton of shit for it and ends up needed it
Why does Tactical Timmie have all this fucking useless gear.
The Two Tequila Timmy Talk is a drink that consists of a two double Tequillas or a double-double of Tequila. It can be served neat or on the rocks. It is all but guarenteed to make a quiet friend talk, whether his or her name is Tim or Tina or anything. They will tell you things younever knew. It's best served with a copious amount of time and when one has their best listening ears on.
My buddy John is usually such a quiet guy but served him a two Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk and you'll know his darkest secrets.
As introduced by the 2024 cinematic masterpiece Deadpool and Wolverine, Truthful Timmy is the Blowjob Queen of Saskatoon.
"They call me 'The Merc With the Mouth'. They don't call me Truthful Timmy, The Blowjob Queen of Saskatoon."
Scissor me timbers!
Ohh fuck yeah
Thats titts
Good job
I just got off loaded
I passed you at disposal
Thats suxual as fuck
I got 9 loads
Take it easy
Thanks for the beer
Your trees look good
Your truck is fixed
Ans so on and so forth
You semi-is fixed and ready to go- timmy my nipps
Premarital sex with a Canadian black chick, and after you get Timmys.
"Eh bud what did you do over the weekend? "
"Oh I did the Canadian Timmy with that Canadian chick off tinder"
someone that is very hard working, talented, and blessed. If you meet this man, you are very lucky. He is good at almost everything, and will make your wish comes true.
Guy 1: Who is that handsome young man over there?
Guy 2: Oh, are you talking about timmy two wheels?