When you have to take a crap so bad that it starts inching its way out!!!
Wow that turtle head is really starting to touch cotton!!!!!
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Any user of a turtle beach headset in a public lobby against normal headset users and proceeding to sound whore.
That team was full of turtle bitches, they knew where i was as soon as i spawned.
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Usually a turd that is on its way out and you have not made it to a toilet.
OH, Man I've got to crap really bad. I have a turtle head licking/chewing cotton.
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A slow driver in the left lane on a highway, and being passed by people in the further right lanes.
Gebs1: Im boxed in and this turtle chaser is makin' me mad!
Gebs2: It's either an old person or woman, they always go slow in the left lane.
wait for it......
Gebs1: yup, old peron.
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Samuel Wallner is the definition of turtle swag.
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When your man's junk is peeking out from the bottom of his inappropriately short shorts. See the peek-a-boo. Antonym: hidden tortoise.
Dude, I don't wanna see your pet turtle, there are children near by.
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"That bitch gave me a slurping turtle last night, it took like an hour for me not to come."
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