The Bar Mitzvah

noun, singular. Similar to a body shot; The skin of a penis is pulled over the head, creating a cylindrical enclosure. The inside is then filled to the brim with alcohol, and consumed like a traditional shot by a classy woman. After completion of the shot, everyone in the room must yell MOZZLETOFF!

The Bar Mitzvah: "I gave out so many Bar Mitzvah's last night that my penis has a hangover."

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Poo bar

A low grade form of hashish typically bought when no other source of marijuana can be found.

-"Hey man you got any weed to sell me?"

-"sorry man i've only got poo bar."

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No Holes Barred

When a girl likes to get fucked in all her holes in one session.

She got boned in all holes last night.

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breeder bar

1. A derogatory word that some homosexual people use to describe a bar serving predominantly heterosexuals.

2. A bar straight people go to to find a one-night-stand.

"Holeeee! Look at all the str8s lined up at that breeder bar! Must be new..."

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Gay Bar

really fun song by Electric 6.

"You! I wanna take you to a gay bar. I wanna take you to a gay bar. Gay bar, gay bar, Gay Bar."

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skor bars

the reason i get an erection at night.

i ate a skor bars and almost came in my pants.

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Martini bar

A nasty fart bomb dropped in a densely packed room. Customarily, after the Martini bar is planted, the perpetrator retreats to a practical vantage point to view the resulting chaos.

Steven was at the club last night and pulled a wicked Martini bar and laughed as he watched people squirm from the DJ booth.

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