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sad/unfulfilled feels the day after getting drunk
bro #1: duuude i’m feelin bummed out after last night
bro #2: ayo you’ve probably just got post bender blues
When you can’t walk or talk because you’ve been on an mdma bender
Brendan, I am swashed buckled at the benders!!
When you get raw dogged from behind so hard that you get genderbent
Yuri: Ah... what happened last night... all that I remember was that i was getting raw-dogged from behind...
John: Holy shit! Is that really you, Yuri? You... you're a guy now!?
Yuri: What do you me- Oh, so that's what must've happened.
John: Gender-Fender-Bender?
Yuri: Yeah. It must've been a gender-fender-bender.
When you have sex with your Starbucks barista
Damn that barista is hot. I'd love to give her a Seattle Side-Bender
This occurs when a person gets drunk and then smokes a spliff containing cannabis, cocaine and ketamine. This spliff is also a concoction better known as "disconnected".
Sam: *BLEURGH*
James: *BLEURGH*
James + Sam: YAY! An alchyweedycokeyketty bender!
Mike: You guys are too cool.
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A name for a bender. Usually these "benders" bend girders. Once they find out what they are used for though, many goto suicide booths and have weird voices at the the beginning of life, but soon becomes normal by their 2nd or 3rd season.
Bender: Where the hell is a suicide booth at?
You: OMG A BENDER NUH UH OMG A BENDER CAN YOU BEND SOME GIRDERS PLZ!!!!!!! BENDER
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Gender bender day is a day where all it will be is jokes. Which consists of flashing( showing of one private parts) / mooning( flashing your ass). With the switching of clothes such as girls sagging, boys in a dress etc. But if you are shy or embarrassed, don't be this will only happen twice a year. Go all out
Guys spread the news it's gender bender day, post it on your snapchat.
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