Christmas Ham

The junk of a tall, skinny, yet festive Morman man.

Hey Nicole, want to sample my Christmas Ham?

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Ham Shank

Ham Shank, wank. Rhyming slang for masterbation.

"I was so bored I had a Ham Shank"

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ham and egger

A common person who might be seen eating ham and eggs. Not posessing many spectacular qualities. Your 'average joe'.

Some ham and egger came into my work today.

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Christmas ham

an extremely huge ass on an ethnic girl. resembles the size of a Christmas Day ham.

Look, Adolf! That girl's Christmas ham is spicy!

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Detroit Ham

Watermelon

"Say, Tyrone, slice me a piece of that Detroit ham!"

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african ham

Derogatory term insulting African-Americans; a watermelon.

Go pick me an African ham.

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Ham Crotch

Think about 3 week old ham... now apply that smell to a woman's pooty and BAM! Ham Crotch!

Damn girl! You need to wash yo'self...you got a serious case of the Ham Crotch!

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