A squid that Wilbur Soot named with Charlie Slimecicle, Wilbur came up with the name and told Charlie 😈💪
"Yo what's one Minecraft squid called again?" - Person 1
"Oh it's Keith the Paddidledonk" - Person 2
Crack rock derived from the DNA of Keith Richards, as his whole body IS drugs at this point
"What you looking to get?"
"Got some Keith Stones?"
A funny ass night owl who will not cheat on us with the "other fellowship" . He a bug.
Look at keith the bug, hes funny. love u!
nigga in the hood that goes around tapping random people on the shoulder and asking for rap battles.
he always carry's a big ass sound system with some hoe laying on top of them where ever he goes.
he speaks a bizarre and incomprehensible language which has led to rumors of him being an alien.
he is also rumored to have been in a relationship with the first and only counter school shooter, pico. which he now has beef with.
a rhytm video game has been based on him, titled friday night funkin.
not gon lie keith fnf low key look very gay with that hair and that fit
The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe
At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
term for a micro-penis.
Keith Holder: someone who acts like a bigger penis then they have.
wow that guy is such a keith holder.
super fly super kind man that will stand up for his sweet ass wife all of them have a big penis with good muscles
Damn that guy jacob keith chapman is very nice