Loser on a cruiser

when donut operator creates a challenge who can create the best context for when a peaceful protester jumps on a police cruiser

Peaceful protester: yo watch me jump on this police cruiser

Peaceful protester 2: alright bro

(misses the fucking thing entirely)

Donut Operator fans: oh hes a loser on a cruiser

dickhead loser

donald trump is one of the 1,000,000 people who are one.

you are such a dickhead loser

first loser

The first in a group of bros to finally lose their virginity, title comes with extreme bragging rights

Bro 1: Bro, I coulda been the first loser last night but I blacked out so fast

Bro 2: Bro...

larry the loser

His name is larry and he is a loser

hi larry the loser

Loser eyes

A person watching too many sports events, ie baseball, basketball, football, hockey volleyball etc... That person watching his or her favorite team is always losing, hence the meaning of loser eyes.

Tim is always watching the Dallas Cowboys with his loser eyes and still swears they are going to the superbowl like they last did in 1996.

Loser Circle

adj. A group of hippies situated in a circle in the middle of a park playing Kumbayah Garbage with banjos.

If you have to look at this your in the Loser Circle...

Group Loser

Someone who is a fun individually, but when you're hanging out in a group with them they are a really really boring buzz kill. They don't participate in anything fun and they act like a lame-ass fool.

Did you see how Zach was acting last night!?
Yeah he was being such a group loser!