Pony Bumps

1. Bumps caused in girls hair after wearing a ponytail for a long time.

2. Ugly bumps in hair.

1. I shouldn't have worn a ponytail the day of prom because now I have bad pony bumps.

2. Cassie tried curling her hair but it turned out to be a bunch of pony bumps.

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prom pony

It's the hottest girl in school!!!

Stop being in your feelings and go out there and fuck the prom pony.

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jizz pony

a mild to moderately offensive term implying that the subject is a homosexual, whether they are or not. A more creative alternative to fag, queer, etc.

Person A: Want to go see Brokeback Mountain?
Person B: Ummm...no. You should probably just invite one of your friends from the Village People to watch it with you, jizz pony.

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show pony

a narcissist who believes they are the best and everyone loves them heaps ( not as much as they love themselves though) but in reality they are a bitch with no friends who everyone hates.

OMG DID YOU SEE HER IN THE CONCERT??? SHES SUCH A SHOW PONY !!

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pony rolls

When you lay down on you back and lift your legs above and behind you and suck your own dick.

With pony rolls i dont need a gilfriend.

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White pony

Use of heroin or other opiate.

Ride the white pony.

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saddle the pony

meaning to put on a condom.

gil: damn man i got sarah pregnant...
me: well duh gil, you forgot to saddle the pony

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