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When you are getting sucked off by a bald woman, you jiz on her head and put her wig back on.
That bald woman was sucking me off so I gave her a bug in a rug.
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A rigorous handjob performed upon a male as the female rubs his erect penis through his blue jeans' barrier.
Yo son, i heard you got a bad ass rug burn the other night.... that sucks.
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When you t-bag someone with an undercut
"We should sheepskin rug his head"
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A guy that does above the minimum to keep up his appearance.
Michael does a good job keeping up his appearance. He clips his toenails and fingernails with clippers. When his girlfriend Jasmine asked him "why don't you just file your fingernails with a filer?" Michael replied, "I don't know how to do all that. I'm a rugged guy "
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something white PTA moms use to make their suburban home look more “ethnic”
“wow! look at this new persian rug I just bought colby! doesn’t it make it look more... vibrant?!”
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Tits the same shape and length of a racoons tail that cling to the ribs like a thin rug
How was she? Great arse but she had racoons rib rugs and her box was like the mahove